Just One Of Those Things

I Found this parody of Frank Sinatra's "Love and Marriage" on Google I thought I'd share..

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
Were we asleep, and led like sheep to slaughter
It don't come from brook springs
But, from plain faucets where we turn things

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
My wife believed, so all that crap I bought her
Maybe now she'll wise up
Stop eating advertising lies up

I, I, I was kinda' skeptic
Right from the day one
Some folks like to be the sucker
Easier to play one...

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
I hope the wife has learned this lesson taught her
Forget all that cap stuff
Once more, think sink and drink the tap stuff

Is--there--any chance this news could end
The water market?
No--more--than paid parking lots would crash
If we street park it...

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
Senate investigate 'em, someone ought a'
Truth is H2-Owed us..
Ain't right, the way they pimped and Ho'd us

No Sir!

Not right, the way they pimped and Ho'd us